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ifihadahif Posted: Sun Jun 4 20:16:30 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart assed student turned in the following book report, with
the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave
him an A+ for his report.

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Bill doesn't remember Jack shit.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... hell lets not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary.... basically the same thing



 
FN Posted: Sun Jun 4 20:30:23 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I doubt a student gave this in, and if he did, I'm guessing he didn't get a decent grade lol


Long time since you've been a student ey hif ;o)

Must have been easy rollin' in the good ol' days


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sun Jun 4 21:55:28 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>I doubt a student gave this in, and if he did, I'm guessing he didn't get a decent grade lol
>
>
>Long time since you've been a student ey hif ;o)
>
>Must have been easy rollin' in the good ol' days
>
It's a joke dude, but yes I did roll a few of my own in the good ol' days (home grown that is).
:-)


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Jun 4 21:56:51 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>
>It's a joke dude, but yes I did roll a few of my own in the good ol' days (home grown that is).
>:-)


Yeah we had us some good times back in the day, eh ol' chap?


 
Beep Posted: Mon Jun 5 11:00:54 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  are people still making jokes about the clinton episode? how long do you think it'll take before people get over it d'you think?


 
jennemmer Posted: Mon Jun 5 11:18:02 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  One of our vaccum pumps bought during that whole episode was affectionately named 'Monica' (the systems manual now reads "step 3 turn on pump#3 and Monica)


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jun 5 11:21:01 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Beep said:
>are people still making jokes about the clinton episode? how long do you think it'll take before people get over it d'you think?
>
I dunno, we still get the occasional Watergate joke.
It's not a question of "getting over it", it only matters whether or not it's still funny.
I think this one is funny.


 



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