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Potentially vs realistically
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Sep 11 20:47:31 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Not really PC but funny nonetheless. . .





For a school project a young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad,the
teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between
potentially and realistically. Can you help me?"


The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,and
then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."




So the Boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! ?
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!"

The boy then went t! o his sister and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE

Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"




His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... potentially.......you and I are sitting on three million dollars...........but realistically.........we're living with two prostitutes and a queer."



 
Posted: Tue Sep 12 08:17:27 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  heheheh

that is actually a pretty good one.


 
boondock743 Posted: Tue Sep 12 20:54:39 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  lol good one


 
Billy Pilgrim Posted: Tue Sep 12 23:05:40 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  chortle


 



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