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Ahriman Posted: Tue Sep 19 23:17:19 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I saw the Dalai Lama today.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Sep 20 06:41:34 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ahriman said:
>I saw the Dalai Lama today.
>
How's he doin' ?


 
addi Posted: Wed Sep 20 07:06:52 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I hope you got some golf in with him.

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as
a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a
looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they
give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing
robes, the grace, bald . . . striking.

"So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and
whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevice,
right at the base of this glacier. . . .

"So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey,
how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he
says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed,
you will receive total consciousness.'

"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

(Bill Murray, Caddyshack)


 
Beep Posted: Wed Sep 20 13:49:32 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Please tell us more.

Nice pic addi


 
Nikki Posted: Wed Sep 20 21:44:27 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  my favorite words are FUCK, CUNT, ASSHOLE, DICKWAD, PRICK, AND LOVE


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Sep 20 22:08:30 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Shut up! No way?!?!? WOW!!!!!


 
Ahriman Posted: Wed Sep 20 23:50:06 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  He is very sarcastic, and could very well be my grandpa in disguise.


 
kurohyou Posted: Thu Sep 21 14:34:44 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  He was in Denver last weekend. I almost bought tickets to go see him but I was scheduled to be in class at the academy on Sunday until 5:00pm...so I didn't get the tickets.

Then our instructor got sick and let us out of class @ 2:00pm...

Agrh... I was disappointed.

But I have heard he is a very awesome individual and that you are very surprised at how human he is. He does't portray himself as some high and mighty spritual leader and as you said he's scartastic, and is not afraid to say "I don't know."

I hope to hear him speak one of these days.

Good to hear you got to go. One of those once in a lifetime things.

For what it's worth...


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Sep 21 20:21:06 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mr. Misses said:
>Shut up! No way?!?!? WOW!!!!!


Oh. I was talking to Nikki with that. Sorry.


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Sun Sep 24 11:50:36 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mr. Misses said:
>Shut up! No way?!?!? WOW!!!!!

does anyone know who Nikki really is.... *grumbles* she's got to be an extension of Chris...


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Sep 28 20:47:51 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  She really is an Andorran whore. I know. I traveled there just to stick it in her butt.


And then make her gag. You know what I'm talkin' about.


 
addi Posted: Fri Sep 29 06:46:02 2006 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mr. Misses said:
>She really is an Andorran whore. I know. I traveled there just to stick it in her butt.

>And then make her gag. You know what I'm talkin' about.


I hope you washed with antibacterial soap after sticking your fingers down her throat.


 



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