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Addi's Genitals
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Feb 15 06:25:55 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ok, who want to put their fingers on this one ?


 
addi Posted: Thu Feb 15 06:53:16 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  If any of you are deliberating over this it may help you to know I just showered.

something tells me my ego is going to take a beating on this thread :(

thanks a lot, hif


 
J. Posted: Thu Feb 15 09:33:20 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
 
Oh God, Mr. Hif... Please.....Geez...

*rolling eyes* what is it with guys and their genital stuff?????


 
addi Posted: Thu Feb 15 11:22:17 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  suenos said:

>*rolling eyes* what is it with guys and their genital stuff?????


careful, hif...I think it's a trick question


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Feb 15 11:51:30 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>suenos said:
>
>>*rolling eyes* what is it with guys and their genital stuff?????
>
>
>careful, hif...I think it's a trick question
>
Yeah, like she's never seen a man-thing before.
:-)


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Feb 15 11:52:26 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  BTW, if any of you were wondering, and I'm sure you have been, I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

Now back on topic.


 
addi Posted: Thu Feb 15 12:26:32 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:

>Yeah, like she's never seen a man-thing before.

suenos informed me that when she has to examine that area on a man she puts on thick gloves and covers her eyes.




 
addi Posted: Thu Feb 15 12:31:43 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>BTW, if any of you were wondering, and I'm sure you have been, I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

Hmmmm....I heard it was Nikki.

>Now back on topic.

let's discuss someone else's genitals. Everyone's sick of mine.


 
J. Posted: Thu Feb 15 15:29:42 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
 
You two are soooo bad!


 
addi Posted: Fri Feb 16 09:36:22 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  suenos said:
>
>You two are soooo bad!

I'm beginning to believe that when I find myself at Heaven's Gate all I'm going to hear from St. Peter is, "Mr. Addi...you are soooooooooo bad!"


and speaking of genitals...
went for a check up yesterday. Doctor's offices should have a sign posted in the lobby area "Leave your dignity here..you won't need it in the exam room."

just a few of the things I experienced from two female doctors...

take off your jeans.
what color is your pee?
bend over. how's your prostrate?
what's this?
do you use any illegal drugs?
how active is your sex life?
you'll feel a slight prick now.
are you using q-tips? Don't!
turn your head and cough.
how much alcohol do you drink in a week?
a side effect from this pill may be permanent liver damage.
No, it's more like 6 inches.
don't wear boots anymore.
you may lose some chest hair when I pull these off.
now blow blow blow blow blow!!


*i walked out a broken man...thankful at least that I wasn't a woman on my way to see a gynocologist.






 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Fri Feb 16 14:01:44 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>*i walked out a broken man...thankful at least that I wasn't a woman on my way to see a gynocologist.

Yes having a doc dig around inside you isn't any kind of fun at all. But for all of that I'm still thinking it's harder on a guy due to his testes being clutched in cold hands.

It's not really that bad to go to the gynocologist anymore. I just kinda zone out.

Poor guys... i mean poor old guys...


i mean not you addi because you are forever young...


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Fri Feb 16 14:02:26 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>Ok, who want to put their fingers on this one ?

no thanks my hands are on someone elses....


 
addi Posted: Fri Feb 16 15:31:55 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mrs.Goodfellow said:

>i mean not you addi because you are forever young...

YES!
Bless you

: )


 
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Feb 16 22:04:52 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I know this is way off topic, but I gotta tell y'all this one.

My wife got this recipe for bread pudding made with Krispy Kreme donuts
and rum sauce.

It is so good it has to be illegal !


 
choke Posted: Sat Feb 17 04:23:26 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>what's this?

This one was my favourite.


 
choke Posted: Sat Feb 17 04:47:59 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm posting from Wellington, by the way! Moved into the flat yesterday :D As soon as I got there the cat peed on my bean bag but other than that things have been good! Cat is moving out in a week thank goodness otherwise I will sneeze on it. Going into the enrolment office on Monday to force them to give me admission :P Went down to the city today I think I'm going to enjoy it. And my flatmates are fun! We made a sconewich for dinner, basically a mound of scone dough with stuff in between, like a sandwich. Bit of a dinner experiment you could say. Cool to be out of home! Thought it would be really stressful living so far away but it's actually heaps easier. Well it is early days yet. Wish me luck for Monday!




 
addi Posted: Sat Feb 17 07:45:07 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>I'm posting from Wellington, by the way!

So it's big city life now for the chokster. I hope your bean bag chair is vinyl covered and not fabric.
Good luck making the transition, and you need to tell us what's happening Monday and your plans for the future.


 
FN Posted: Sat Feb 17 08:01:51 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.ksat.com/family/11022313/detail.html


 
addi Posted: Sat Feb 17 08:45:06 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>http://www.ksat.com/family/11022313/detail.html

yuck

I was shocked to see you put up a link like this. you usually only post light happy uplifting stories

: )


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Sat Feb 17 14:19:18 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Pretty sad and low of the groomer.


 
choke Posted: Sun Feb 18 21:21:07 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>So it's big city life now for the chokster. I hope your bean bag chair is vinyl covered and not fabric.
>Good luck making the transition, and you need to tell us what's happening Monday and your plans for the future.

It was fabric. Lounge property now. I went in to the university and they said to come back on Friday. My fees are due on Friday and my loan doesn't go through until my enrolment does. So, big late fee it is. Bus passes turn out to be $100 a month, pretty much putting me down to $15 a week for food after rent and power. One of our flatmates does nothing and is a sexist peice of shit.

What a day. Going to bed and it's only 3pm!


 
addi Posted: Sun Feb 18 22:42:25 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:

>One of our flatmates does nothing and is a sexist peice of shit.

give him that cold steeley choke look of death next time he says something stupid. That should work...and if it doesn't knee him in the nads.

sometimes it hard to see how you're ever going to make ends meet. Take it a day at a time. Things will get better. Hang in there, tiff.


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 19 11:07:10 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRjVeRbhtRU

no...nothing to do with my genitals...just a funny look at early "Help Desks".


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 19 12:47:20 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Have you ever had this eerie feeling that you think you're talking to a large group of people, and then notice that you've been chatting away forever and no one is around?
And then, to make it even more surreal, you keep talking anyway?


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 19 12:47:56 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  oh god, yes....all the time


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Feb 19 13:20:19 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i'm sorry, did you say something ?


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 19 13:35:33 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>i'm sorry, did you say something ?

I believe so, but I'm not positive


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Feb 19 14:32:42 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You're not positive ? That's great !

I haven't been tested yet, but I'm hoping . . .


 
choke Posted: Mon Feb 19 18:04:50 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>choke said:
>
>>One of our flatmates does nothing and is a sexist peice of shit.
>
>give him that cold steeley choke look of death next time he says something stupid. That should work...and if it doesn't knee him in the nads.
>

How I hate him! I can't even begin the list of things he does that pisses me off because everytime I do I just get even angrier. He could quite possibly be the most irritating, selfish, stubborn person I have ever met. And we live together! What is this cruel world?!


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 19 18:28:23 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:

>He could quite possibly be the most irritating, selfish, stubborn person I have ever met. And we live together!


hmmm...sounds like something I'd overhear from a few married women I know.

Not much you can do about the present situation except avoid him as much as possible. The guy isn't going to magically transform his personality because you want him to. I had some sad roomies in my past too. I just had to grit my teeth and bear with it until they moved out...or I did.

keep posting your vents here if it helps at all.




 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Feb 19 19:15:40 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  just a tiny bit of rat poison on his cookie every day, just a tiny bit . . .


 



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