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FN Posted: Fri Aug 17 09:05:21 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/08/16/scispeed116.xml


 
FN Posted: Fri Aug 17 09:07:22 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  And perhaps also about this

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20298840/site/newsweek/


 
addi Posted: Fri Aug 17 12:08:43 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  for some reason I'm not getting either link to open.
Went to another thread to try one just to make sure it wasn't my computer and other links worked.


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Aug 17 12:42:32 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Bullshit!


How dare you not have a wide smile on your face. You're at the Airport, Mister! Everyones favorite happy happy joy joy stress free escape from real life!


Cavity search.


 
Mark Posted: Sat Aug 18 03:07:42 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  @ your first link:
Einsteins special theory of relativity is just what is says it is... a theory. It's never been 100% proven to be correct. Since the German physicists only claim to have broken the speed of light (did some searching, couldn't find anything that said it was proven), I'll wait with jumping to conclusions.

But let this be a lesson. Not everything you learn in school is proven to be correct! Do your own study!

@ your second link:
Ah well, just smile, your eyes will give you away anyway.


 
addi Posted: Sat Aug 18 08:34:51 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:
>And perhaps also about this
>
>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20298840/site/newsweek/

Well now they work..must have been a solar flare disturbance or something.

Anyway it's true, Christophe. On my last trip to Antigua I was unexpectedly pulled over going through U.S. customs into a security room. When I asked the officers why I was being detained they informed me that the Face Police had picked up some suspicious micro-expressions coming from me as I stood in the customs line. When I asked them if it was this expression (I made a weird painful expression on my face) they said "Yup, that's the one".
At that point I informed them that it was all just an innocent misunderstanding and suddenly dropped trow and bent over to show them the tiny purple thong I was wearing; calmly explaining that the damn thing kept riding up my butt crack and was the source of my contorted facial expressions. We all had a good laugh over the unfortunate situation, and I breathed a sigh of relief as I walked away knowing they had overlooked the pound of primo carribean pot hidden in my suitcase.

It's twoo I tell you.


 
innocenceNonus Posted: Sat Aug 18 16:48:48 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I always look shady in the airports.

::sigh::

sometimes, i purposefully try to look distrustful and irritable and wary in hopes that the airport ppl will deem me worthy for a "random" search.

unfortunately, all the theatrics have only worked once.

: (

i'm either a really bad actor or the asian-girl thing isn't working in my favor.

or maybe it's both. : P


 
addi Posted: Sat Aug 18 17:28:58 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  innocenceNonus said:

>sometimes, i purposefully try to look distrustful and irritable and wary in hopes that the airport ppl will deem me worthy for a "random" search.

innocence!
There are better ways to experience the titilating touch of a strong male hand than random searches from airport security workers. Surely a handsome female type such as yourself can pursue the pleasures of the flesh in a more appropriate manner.


*anyway...you don't know where their hands have been


 
Mesh Posted: Thu Aug 23 15:27:25 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62902&in_page_id=34


Fucking serious? God, I hate that place more and more.


 



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