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ifihadahif Posted: Sat Jan 12 10:49:31 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official,
'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.

Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'


 
FN Posted: Sat Jan 12 12:15:54 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Europeans kicked some native ass nonetheless


 
ifihadahif Posted: Tue Jan 15 22:19:28 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Just saw "The Bucket List" with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.

I highly recommend this film.

Quote from Mr. Nicholson in the movie - "Things to remember as you're growing older - Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart".


 



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