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It's like throwing water on witches
chrisfelon Posted: Sun Feb 17 11:44:48 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  “Ultraviolet light on white people’s skin is like throwing water on witches” - Jacobi Ali

While they dismiss this as a result of too much sun exposure and unrelated to spirituality, we know otherwise: there is no such thing as too much sun exposure; and, Divinity no longer accepts them as a part of nature.

The sun’s rays, which they call ultraviolet A and ultraviolet B rays (UVA and UVB rays) damage white people’s skin. For them, they leads to early mental degeneration, wrinkles, skin cancer and other skin problems.

http://underprivilegedjournalism.wordpress.com/2008/02/16/it%e2%80%99s-like-throwing-water-on-witches/


 
Mesh Posted: Sun Feb 17 21:10:51 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It's understandable how you feel. I'd be pretty pissed too, if I were black.


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 18 04:04:54 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Wisenheimer said:
>It's understandable how you feel. I'd be pretty pissed too, if I were black.

Hurray the whacky followers of the Reverender Gammatheta Coffee Table Moonbeam shaka Kahn Shaka Kahn are back to entertain us!


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 18 06:38:54 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Wisenheimer said:
>It's understandable how you feel. I'd be pretty pissed too, if I were black.
you're not?!


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 18 06:44:03 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>Hurray the whacky followers of the Reverender Gammatheta Coffee Table Moonbeam shaka Kahn Shaka Kahn are back to entertain us!

chrisfelon is one of those spybot thingies Crim told us about. So when you respond to a post of "his" you're talking to a machine. Of course if that's your bag man then go for it. I frequently carry on lengthy conversations with my cats so I have no room to talk.


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 18 08:08:08 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>mat_j said:
>
>>Hurray the whacky followers of the Reverender Gammatheta Coffee Table Moonbeam shaka Kahn Shaka Kahn are back to entertain us!
>
>chrisfelon is one of those spybot thingies Crim told us about. So when you respond to a post of "his" you're talking to a machine. Of course if that's your bag man then go for it. I frequently carry on lengthy conversations with my cats so I have no room to talk.


You're such a racist, just because i'm british you think i don't know what a robot is, you think all we do is churn butter, chew straw and race greyhounds don't you!!



 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 18 08:34:31 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>You're such a racist, just because i'm british you think i don't know what a robot is, you think all we do is churn butter, chew straw and race greyhounds don't you!!

there are SO many things wrong with this I don't know where to start! First of all you're not British, you're Welsh, and it's a damn shame i need to point that out to you. Secondly, us yankees know you make stinky cheese there, not butter. Thirdly, it's a well know fact that straw is too expensive there so you chew tobacco. Lastly, everyone knows greyhounds went extinct in Wales back in 1889 (locals kept confusing them with caribo). The only animal racing there is illegal and underground, and that's Puffin racing practiced in the seedy ghettos of Anglesey.


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 18 08:44:53 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>mat_j said:
>
>>You're such a racist, just because i'm british you think i don't know what a robot is, you think all we do is churn butter, chew straw and race greyhounds don't you!!
>
>there are SO many things wrong with this I don't know where to start! First of all you're not British, you're Welsh, and it's a damn shame i need to point that out to you. Secondly, us yankees know you make stinky cheese there, not butter. Thirdly, it's a well know fact that straw is too expensive there so you chew tobacco. Lastly, everyone knows greyhounds went extinct in Wales back in 1889 (locals kept confusing them with caribo). The only animal racing there is illegal and underground, and that's Puffin racing practiced in the seedy ghettos of Anglesey.

Well well well, this just proves my point now doesn't it. Welsh aren't English no but they are British and they're also horny!

Secondly we don't make stinky cheese, our cheese is mild, please see France and it's angry sidekick Belgium for fragrant cheese.

Thirdly, we actually mostly smoke grass which we call 'draw' and we smoke it in 'special cigarettes' that Welsh speakers call Molsins (hehe).

The reason there are no greyhounds in Wales is because Dylan Thomas stabbed them all in a drunken rage in 1936.

And although you're point on Puffin racing is fair enough you're forgetting the annual (and actually real) Man versus Horse race.


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 18 08:53:49 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>Well well well, this just proves my point now doesn't it. Welsh aren't English no but they are British and they're also horny!

I've got to stop watching Fox News : (


and I hate Dylan Thomas for doing that!


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 18 09:03:18 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  We were pretty miffed for a while but it's Dylan Thomas, he's our equivalent of the Fonze, he can do no wrong in our eyes even when he's on a whiskey related animal murdering rampage.


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 18 15:57:28 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You guys need to continue on with this banter, please.


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 18 16:51:04 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Wisenheimer said:
>You guys need to continue on with this banter, please.

I was going to, but now that you've told me to do it I don't think I will. It will seem forced and artificial.


 
Mesh Posted: Mon Feb 18 17:54:39 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Stop that bantering you goddamn white devil.


Stop it, I say, or I'll burn your skin with my sun-ray gun.


 
addi Posted: Mon Feb 18 18:18:10 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  banter banter banter..

burp

banter banter banter...


 
Kira Posted: Mon Feb 18 18:45:28 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  For some reason I'm reminded of roosters.


Let's put Addi and Mat in a pit and see what happens.


 
mat_j Posted: Tue Feb 19 07:11:51 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>For some reason I'm reminded of roosters.
>
>
>Let's put Addi and Mat in a pit and see what happens.

Woo hoo a good old fashioned cock fight, you can look out Addi!


 
addi Posted: Tue Feb 19 08:43:50 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>Woo hoo a good old fashioned cock fight, you can look out Addi!
somehow a cock fight with you isn't on my top 100 list of fantasies, mat_j.
nothing personal

if you ever swing a cock 'n puss fight though count me in.
: )


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Feb 20 07:48:58 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puss? Like the stuff that oozes out of wounds? Sir you digust me!


 
addi Posted: Wed Feb 20 14:25:06 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Puss? Like the stuff that oozes out of wounds? Sir you digust me!

Gross!
No, Puss as in meow


 
addi Posted: Wed Feb 20 14:27:24 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Saw this and thought it was worthy of a post here. It's a bit wordy, but if you can get past that it's worth reading...especially the guy's response to her.
___________________________

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
interests

PostingID: 432279810


THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.


 
Kira Posted: Wed Feb 20 15:03:09 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It's like deja vu all over again!


 
DanSRose Posted: Wed Feb 20 18:47:34 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You guys may enjoy this:
http://www.asofterworld.com/oqindex.php



 
mat_j Posted: Thu Feb 21 08:02:47 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Very funny addi but why do you want to stick your wang into a cat?


 
addi Posted: Thu Feb 21 08:25:12 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Very funny addi but why do you want to stick your wang into a cat?
I'm bored?


 
DanSRose Posted: Thu Feb 21 09:18:02 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Very funny addi but why do you want to stick your wang into a cat?

Why wouldn't you?
Maybe we have different definitions of 'wang'. Or 'cat'. Maybe we don't?


 
Mesh Posted: Fri Feb 22 03:32:57 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  It's friday mornin
where the weed at
lemme dip into my pocket for the fat weed sack
cos I wanna get high like a plane in the sky
with the indo cloud in my brain
where the fuck are my zigzags and my lighters?
so i can roll it and set it on fire
damn, i wish i had scissors cos the shit is so sticky that its gettin on my fuckin fingers
but its smokeable, double tokeable
i got the one hit that where the bombay shit thats tokeable
i wanna do a joint venture
let me make sure there aint no lump in the goddamn center
impregnated lookin joint, fuck it
i can smoke it and i still get faded


east coast hittin that blunt west coast hittin that honey dip marijuana join then i want another hit
roll it up light it up smoke it up
i wanna stimulate my mind so i toke it up
can i get a hit? cant i get a hoo?
gimme that fat bag of weed and the brew
so i can get faded, elevated
smoke the joint down to a roach then i ate it




I'm gonna be in my office with the door closed rappin this little ditty after lunch today, if you know what I'm sayin'.


 
mat_j Posted: Mon Feb 25 08:54:21 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DanSRose said:
>mat_j said:
>>Very funny addi but why do you want to stick your wang into a cat?
>
>Why wouldn't you?
>Maybe we have different definitions of 'wang'. Or 'cat'. Maybe we don't?

Wang is my accountant and Cat is the name of his pet tank after the type of wheels it's got. So by saying this i am implying that Addi wants to put his own accountant into a tank so we can battle them in a big sandpit. Woo hoo!


 
DanSRose Posted: Mon Feb 25 13:49:54 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>Wang is my accountant and Cat is the name of his pet tank after the type of wheels it's got. So by saying this i am implying that Addi wants to put his own accountant into a tank so we can battle them in a big sandpit. Woo hoo!


That sounds much dirtier then my cat-fucking joke.


 
mat_j Posted: Tue Feb 26 07:32:14 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  DanSRose said:
>mat_j said:
>>Wang is my accountant and Cat is the name of his pet tank after the type of wheels it's got. So by saying this i am implying that Addi wants to put his own accountant into a tank so we can battle them in a big sandpit. Woo hoo!
>
>
>That sounds much dirtier then my cat-fucking joke.

It's because i used the word accountant


 



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