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Ahriman Posted: Mon Jul 28 07:55:55 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Who plays poker?


 
addi Posted: Mon Jul 28 17:04:57 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I don't.
I used to play poke her a lot and got quite good at it, but not so much these days.

The closest I get to card playing anymore is playing hearts on the computer. For some strange reason card playing has never done much for me. Must be missing that gene.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Mon Jul 28 18:40:36 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  In my younger days, I was quite good at hearts and pretty good at spades.

I learned in my navy days that poker is one game I should never play.

Nowadays I watch tv and pee a lot.


 
FN Posted: Tue Jul 29 17:11:23 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I play it and I win.


I've been in several tournaments and have *always* ended in the top 3. People who say it's all luck don't know what they're talking about.

All in all I've won quite some money with it up to now.

Game of choice is no limit texas hold 'em.



I'm all in... Are YOU?





haha


 
Kira Posted: Tue Jul 29 20:59:46 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I can just picture Christophe sitting at an old whiskey-splattered table with a bunch of suckers with bad teeth, taking them for all they're worth.

Then one of 'em tries to shoot that superior look off his face.


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Jul 30 03:31:37 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I think Christophe is actually a tramp who lives on the roof of a Cybercafe and everything he has said so far are just his tall stories.

To be fair to him tho' he taps a mean broadband connection.


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Jul 30 03:33:18 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>I think Christophe is actually a tramp who lives on the roof of a Cybercafe and everything he has said so far are just his tall stories.
>
>To be fair to him tho' he taps a mean broadband connection.

Sorry that last post was a bit illiterate.

Tramp speak.


 
FN Posted: Wed Jul 30 05:50:21 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>everything he has said so far are just his tall stories.

They're on to me!

Away Perrywinkles! Away!

*gallops off on his poodle*


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Jul 30 06:12:30 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I knew it, this sounds like a job for- Captain stuck inside of

where's my faithful side kick- The memphis blues!

Quick to the- Stuck inside of mobile with the Memphis blues again!


...

I am aware this joke is not funny, i'm just wasting bandwidth.


 
addi Posted: Wed Jul 30 06:25:11 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>I am aware this joke is not funny, i'm just wasting bandwidth.

You're wasting bandwidth
Christophe's wasting avatarwidth
I'm wasting space


 
mat_j Posted: Wed Jul 30 07:00:18 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>mat_j said:
>
>>I am aware this joke is not funny, i'm just wasting bandwidth.
>
>You're wasting bandwidth
>Christophe's wasting avatarwidth
>I'm wasting space

I'm also busting chops.

Who's the dame A-bone?


 
FN Posted: Wed Jul 30 08:35:41 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>Christophe's wasting avatarwidth

Don't be so coy addi, show me a man who hasn't dreamed of a midget with a strap-on and I'll show you a man who hasn't lived


 
addi Posted: Wed Jul 30 10:00:58 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>Who's the dame A-bone?
A-bone?
Is that my hip-hop name?

It's my wife. Taken on vacation about 10 years ago. Just a personal favorite of mine.


 
addi Posted: Wed Jul 30 10:04:11 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Christophe said:

>Don't be so coy addi, show me a man who hasn't dreamed of a midget with a strap-on and I'll show you a man who hasn't lived

Guess I've never lived then. I've never been able to comprehend that particular sexual fetish myself. I get the heebie-jeebies just looking at your avatar.

: )


 
Mesh Posted: Wed Jul 30 19:08:14 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I accidently opened christophes avatar at work.

In front of someone.


Not so much an accident as an "I know I shouldn't......" type of thing, really.


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Jul 31 04:46:35 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>mat_j said:
>
>>Who's the dame A-bone?
>A-bone?
>Is that my hip-hop name?
>
>It's my wife. Taken on vacation about 10 years ago. Just a personal favorite of mine.


Purely out of respect for you Addi, i have managed to suppress every urge to make a bawdy comment regarding your lovely wife.





 
Ahriman Posted: Thu Jul 31 04:46:46 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Those are some classy window shades that midget has.


 
addi Posted: Thu Jul 31 06:31:02 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:

>Purely out of respect for you Addi, i have managed to suppress every urge to make a bawdy comment regarding your lovely wife.

lol!
I appreciate the sentiment behind your self control, but fire away. I don't think I can handle you being too polite and respectful...it's just not the mat_j I know and love.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Jul 31 06:54:12 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Woo Hoo !
No way you could land a hot chick like that Addi, probably got a photo from a glamour shots catalog or some such.

Does she know about the sheep ?

:-)


 
FN Posted: Thu Jul 31 07:10:10 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  We'll just have to call him the milfmaster from now on


 
addi Posted: Thu Jul 31 08:46:23 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:

>Does she know about the sheep ?

she is a sheep

fire away whilst you can boys. Off to my high school reunion tomorrow and when I'm back that avatar pic is history
: )


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Jul 31 11:53:26 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>ifihadahif said:
>
>>Does she know about the sheep ?
>
>she is a sheep
>
>fire away whilst you can boys. Off to my high school reunion tomorrow and when I'm back that avatar pic is history
>: )
>
Too late Addi, I'm afraid I've already made love to that pic.
:-)


 
addi Posted: Thu Jul 31 12:02:01 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:

>Too late Addi, I'm afraid I've already made love to that pic.
>:-)
lol!
Ahh well. No use crying over spilled...ummmm....milk.


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Jul 31 17:19:47 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  fellers, fellers, come on. She looks like a groovy lady, i'm sure she'd be up for sharing.


 
sweet p Posted: Thu Jul 31 17:27:24 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  haha


 
addi Posted: Thu Jul 31 18:07:01 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  mat_j said:
>fellers, fellers, come on. She looks like a groovy lady, i'm sure she'd be up for sharing.

She's of german decent so it depends on what you mean by "sharing". If it's sour kraut and weinerschnitzel...forget it. She wouldn't hesitate to shoot you in the crotch with her luger.
Germans are like that..yes they are.


 
FN Posted: Thu Jul 31 19:09:21 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Got milf?


 
mat_j Posted: Thu Aug 7 05:07:13 2008 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>mat_j said:
>>fellers, fellers, come on. She looks like a groovy lady, i'm sure she'd be up for sharing.
>
>She's of german decent so it depends on what you mean by "sharing". If it's sour kraut and weinerschnitzel...forget it. She wouldn't hesitate to shoot you in the crotch with her luger.
>Germans are like that..yes they are.


Yeah weird that, they're all up for three or more in a bed romps but when it comes to the Sudetenland it's NO SOUP FOR YOU!


 



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