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Dear Prez
ifihadahif Posted: Fri Mar 13 15:12:33 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the ones down the street, who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV's, a pool, a big screen TV, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Richard Ford
Queen Creek , AZ

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?


 
addi Posted: Sat Mar 14 09:47:29 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Mr. Ford strikes me as a really generous person. If you have his phone number would you pass it on please. I'd like to ask if he'd be willing to help on my mortgage payment too.


 
ifihadahif Posted: Sat Mar 14 15:19:48 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>Mr. Ford strikes me as a really generous person. If you have his phone number would you pass it on please. I'd like to ask if he'd be willing to help on my mortgage payment too.
>
Just another good citizen trying to do what our president has asked, er, I mean, told us to do.


 



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