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Puck Posted: Wed Oct 28 07:09:17 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Ms. Moon and I have taken to transcribing each other's half-sleep babbling on a dry-erase board and when the half-sleeper realizes that they just said something crazy (I started doing this, first) we'll shout "Don't write it on the board!"
Got some good ones?

"Do we have biscuits? (yeah) Life is good! Can I have jelly on my biscuits? We should fry 'em and put honey and sugar on them. we need to but honey and sugar on our biscuits"


 
libra Posted: Wed Oct 28 12:31:59 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Hahaha. That's great! People say the craziest things when they're half asleep.

One time when vacationing with my boyfriend in Southern California I half woke up at two in the morning and demanded that he go outside and move the car.
We were staying at his brother's house and didn't have a parking pass...if we parked on the street between 9am and 6pm we had to move it every two hours. Apparently I was so concerned about getting a ticket that I was thinking about it in my sleep.


 
Puck Posted: Wed Oct 28 14:32:10 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  She's gonna kill me for this. But it's SO worth it!


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Thu Oct 29 01:17:43 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  you are already hung yourself a noose


 
Puck Posted: Thu Oct 29 09:15:51 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I made it with old socks


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Sat Oct 31 16:40:28 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  i don't deserve this :P

i promise i will get you good...




 
ehwazingwaz Posted: Sat Oct 31 22:52:13 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I can't tell if that's a threat or a tease...


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Wed Nov 4 12:45:16 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  it might be a threat depending on how he behaves :P













but really it's a tease :P i just embarrass easy sometimes.


 
Puck Posted: Thu Nov 5 12:04:07 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "ya know what?... HEH HEH!"


 
Puck Posted: Thu Nov 5 12:21:20 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "are we carnival creatures of the night?
"What're you? I'm an anteater." *crazy anteater face*
"You're definitely a lion; a lion; a lion. mmm, kitty."
*alarm goes off*
"I'm not ready to go home. I'm not ready. I want a carrot."

"Ew, you're dead. gross..."
"you're all fucking philistines."
"I want a baklava..."

"I'M not going to be responsible. No. I told you to put better handcuffs on him"
*alarm*
"NO NO IT'S ESCAPING!"


 
Puck Posted: Thu Nov 5 12:35:39 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "Don't laugh at me.
"Gerald, you're a good scientist, but sometimes you're a goddamn ass..."

"This calls for a celebration. I like cake. we're getting cake right? where's the cake. Dave, where's the cake?"
"are there going to be cigars and strippers? I wanna get an asian stripper.
"With a happy ending! hahaha. no seriously, where's the strippers and the cigars?
"I own this goddamn mansion and I'll smoke wherever I want to, asshole. who invited this asshole? get him out of here and get me another cigar.


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Thu Nov 5 15:49:44 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  your suckage goes beyond the usual -___- i am soooo going to get you for this david!


 
Cherry_Moon Posted: Fri Nov 6 17:13:13 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Puck said:
>"Don't laugh at me.
>"Gerald, you're a good scientist, but sometimes you're a goddamn ass..."

>"I own this goddamn mansion and I'll smoke wherever I want to, asshole. who invited this asshole? get him out of here and get me another cigar.


i can totally see myself saying both of these while i'm awake XD one of these nights i'm going to write down your crazy stuff... lately you haven't said anything in your sleep... i'll get you though Puckster :*


 
Puck Posted: Mon Nov 9 23:35:25 2009 Post | Quote in Reply  
  "wait, are there giraffes around here?"


 



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