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Bridesmaid dresses for online shopping has become today popular.txt
ifihadahif Posted: Wed Apr 18 07:22:06 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Please go away.


 
sweet p Posted: Wed Apr 18 23:08:10 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>Please go away.

but i've always wanted a good, comfortable, SAFE dress!


 
ifihadahif Posted: Thu Apr 19 22:17:01 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  sweet p said:
>ifihadahif said:
>>Please go away.
>
>but i've always wanted a good, comfortable, SAFE dress!
>
As opposed to an UNSAFE DRESS ?
What would that be exactly ?


 
Puck Posted: Sat Apr 21 16:01:22 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Barbed wire corset and sand-paper undies with a live jelly fish veil. They were big in '03


 
Kira Posted: Sun Apr 22 18:09:18 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>sweet p said:
>>ifihadahif said:
>>>Please go away.
>>
>>but i've always wanted a good, comfortable, SAFE dress!
>>
>As opposed to an UNSAFE DRESS ?
>What would that be exactly ?

Dresses that make you trip.

Dresses with long loose bits of fabric that can get caught in doors or twisted around wheels, saws, and other dangerous fast-moving machinery.

Dresses made of materials to which you are allergic.

Dresses leaving you vulnerable to sunburn.

Dresses leaving you vulnerable to cold.

Dresses with gang signs on them.

Dresses with political statements on them.

Dresses with religious statements on them.

Dresses that make predatory men think you're "asking for it".


 
Penny Posted: Thu May 31 20:58:13 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  ifihadahif said:
>sweet p said:
>>ifihadahif said:
>>>Please go away.
>>
>>but i've always wanted a good, comfortable, SAFE dress!
>>
>As opposed to an UNSAFE DRESS ?
>What would that be exactly ?

An unsafe dress is one that is fashioned in the same style as a finger-trap. Once you get in, there is no getting out.


 
Puck Posted: Thu May 31 22:06:09 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  You just gotta know how to pinch it...


 
Penny Posted: Thu Jun 7 21:16:52 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  I'm imagining this would be done in the same fashion as The Addam's Family. "There's a trick to it."


 
choke Posted: Wed Jun 13 02:19:22 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Kira said:
>
>Dresses that make predatory men think you're "asking for it".

HA

Remember ladies this is nearly any dress. Even those dresses that look like pants!




Sluts.


 
Puck Posted: Wed Jun 13 05:21:15 2012 Post | Quote in Reply  
  choke said:
>Kira said:
>>
>>Dresses that make predatory men think you're "asking for it".
>
>HA

Well, it did say "I'm asking for it," across the bum.


>Remember ladies this is nearly any dress. Even those dresses that look like pants!

HAMMER TIME!


 



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