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He Said...She said...
Addison
7 Aug 2003
Note: every word in the following was pulled from a past GT post and said by that person (out of context of course).
Setting: Noisey smoke filled bar
Time: The Present
Scene: A group of GTers get together and the following chaoic conversation takes place...
Addison: I was in a piss poor mood last night. Had a close encounter with the exciting, but dangerous penis fish.
Hif: did you make any sheep friends ??
Christophe: You should try jamming your middle finger up your ass. A pearl necklace should be pulled out to make it better.
Howitzer: Count me in!
Antartica: Can I see?
Hif: How much for a peek. I knew there was something I liked about you.
Chanz: That is your anal crack heheheh…I probably need a hummer.
Christophe: You pervert. He wants your smelly toufu.
Dancer: Am I a little late for this?
Christophe: wanna fuck?
Dancer: You didn’t bring your plinker along, and big brother is watching *shudders
Koff: i no fuck
Antartica: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Jennemmer: I’m amazed it took this long cause deep down good girls are secretly sick of being good. (sings) O Canada…
Christophe: Perhaps you’re a lesbian. I can teach you a few tricks baby yeaah
Hif: i wish i could be there the first time you ride the moustache! hmmmmm, i'll bet money you're a screamer
Addison: drink some beers.
Koff: i piss on amrica.
pee.....peee....peepeee.....
Christophe: (mutters) He’s irritating me.
Libra: Hey, there’s something sticky on my…
Antartica: sorry... been out on the piss. oh look... frankfurters!
Libra: Gross! Can I scream now?
SntSaturn: I want to just yell at the top of my lungs.
Mesh: Christophe, you are hot! I could not hold out any longer…I esploded.
Sailovzi: Oh, Dear.
Addison: Would you mind terribly moving your hand 4 inches to the left ?
Sweet P: what would you do for me? I am just a girl...woooo...you are hard!
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