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  • ODE TO ASSWIPE
    Addison
    9 Oct 2004

    ODE TO ASSWIPE

    His username, itís quite disturbed
    It reminds me of a little brown turd
    He can be rough around the edges
    Ass speaks his mind, and he rarely hedges

    To young and to old, with less or with mo
    Heíll gladly let you know if you be a ho
    Is this virtue, or is this vice?
    Sometimes what I read, well, it isnít that nice

    But it must also be told
    Of Wipeís dissing so bold
    Yes, heís often quite hurtful, and grossly uncouth
    But thereís snippets of truth in his moments of candor
    Thereís nuggets of gold in his words of cold slander

    So next time he calls you a dumb stupid shit
    Or mentions you write like a moronic twit
    Remember before you in haste do responder
    On his critique to dwell and to ponder

    Before you in anger tell him to go fuck
    He just may be right; you may really just suck