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ODE TO ASSWIPE
Addison
9 Oct 2004
ODE TO ASSWIPE
His username, it’s quite disturbed
It reminds me of a little brown turd
He can be rough around the edges
Ass speaks his mind, and he rarely hedges
To young and to old, with less or with mo
He’ll gladly let you know if you be a ho
Is this virtue, or is this vice?
Sometimes what I read, well, it isn’t that nice
But it must also be told
Of Wipe’s dissing so bold
Yes, he’s often quite hurtful, and grossly uncouth
But there’s snippets of truth in his moments of candor
There’s nuggets of gold in his words of cold slander
So next time he calls you a dumb stupid shit
Or mentions you write like a moronic twit
Remember before you in haste do responder
On his critique to dwell and to ponder
Before you in anger tell him to go fuck
He just may be right; you may really just suck
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