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    Asswipe
    30 Nov 2003

    "You should be a lawyer"
    said the placement test,
    then my mother, then my grandmother.
    Marbury vs. Madison 1803, Judicial revue.
    Woopty-fucking-doo!

    I could be a doctor, I could save lives,
    I could experience the magic of birth,
    and know that with out me there,
    someone else would have been.
    6 more years of school,
    residency to boot!
    Have fun!

    I could be the next crocadile hunter
    Running around the outback, or a tundra:
    "See this pit viper, it eats mice"
    ain't it swell...

    I could preach, "save the rainforest."
    "Save the three toed sloths."
    HAH! If i ever see one, it better run,
    cause you know the bum's
    gonna end up in my TUM.

    I could sit atop a coorporate chain,
    maybe find new tricks to make my pockets overflow,
    but i'll put the green to a good cause,
    paying off my kids' math teacher for A's,
    and hiding my shiney scalp w/ hair from your dead aunt.
    No thanks. I'd rather be a tomato.

    I could be in the big leagues,
    sliding into home w/ cheetah speeds
    I'd whine about only a 23 mil contract,
    "but how will i afford my child's airplane?"
    I'd provide entertainment...
    "See me smack little ball w/ big stick?"

    give me a cave and a tribe; a family.
    give me a field and some seed,
    a rake and a hoe,
    just enough to make my potatos and some sour cream.

    take your advancing society.
    I don't want it. See what we become?
    when competition's the way shit's run?
    fuck it

    I fired this out a while ago but just added the last section. DAMN THE MAN W/ THE PLAN