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Asswipe
30 Nov 2003
"You should be a lawyer" said the placement test, then my mother, then my grandmother. Marbury vs. Madison 1803, Judicial revue. Woopty-fucking-doo!
I could be a doctor, I could save lives, I could experience the magic of birth, and know that with out me there, someone else would have been. 6 more years of school, residency to boot! Have fun!
I could be the next crocadile hunter Running around the outback, or a tundra: "See this pit viper, it eats mice" ain't it swell...
I could preach, "save the rainforest." "Save the three toed sloths." HAH! If i ever see one, it better run, cause you know the bum's gonna end up in my TUM.
I could sit atop a coorporate chain, maybe find new tricks to make my pockets overflow, but i'll put the green to a good cause, paying off my kids' math teacher for A's, and hiding my shiney scalp w/ hair from your dead aunt. No thanks. I'd rather be a tomato.
I could be in the big leagues, sliding into home w/ cheetah speeds I'd whine about only a 23 mil contract, "but how will i afford my child's airplane?" I'd provide entertainment... "See me smack little ball w/ big stick?" give me a cave and a tribe; a family. give me a field and some seed, a rake and a hoe, just enough to make my potatos and some sour cream.
take your advancing society. I don't want it. See what we become? when competition's the way shit's run? fuck it
I fired this out a while ago but just added the last section. DAMN THE MAN W/ THE PLAN
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