my english thesis statement
1 Apr 2004
well, i am sitting here in my AP (haha
) english class and we're working on our thesis statements.
Tanning Beds have dangerous affects on the body.
isn't that nice? well, i think that since this is a bs statement, tanning beds must be ok. but they're not. i don't trust unnaturally tanned people. They BAKE themselves in human ovens. Did you know that how you get tanned is really gross? What it does is heat up the pigment in your skin. While it's heated, it morphs into a darker color because it's melting. MELTING. your skin is melting. And you lay there listening to Avril Levigne on the local pop station while your skin is melting.
gross, isn't it