"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?"
Death thought about it "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
Terry Pratchett - Sourcery
Notes: I love Death...
A friend is someone who will help you move;
A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Notes: Double-U Tee Eff
Fuck ye not with the lads, lest the lads fuck with ye.
There is, in fact, a difference between crazy and insane. A crazy person will walk down the street shooting people. An insane person will do it in a clown suit.
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