Humor
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Notes: Hahah, too true
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
Mad; adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.
Ambrose Bierce
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick
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