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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening
God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
Good Omens
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
Yeah, I can see why beautiful cars are compared to beautiful women... they usually belong to someone else.
For Better Or For Worse
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