House Of The Rising Sun
Raised By Another
All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues
Whatever The Case May
Hearts And Minds
... In Translation
Deux Ex Machina
Do No Arms
The Greater Good
Born To Run
Man of Science, Man of Faith
Everybody Hates Hugo
... And Found
The Other 48 Days
What Kate Did
The 23rd Psalm
The Hunting Party
Fire & Water
The Long Con
One of Them
The Whole Truth
Two for the Road
Live Together, Die Alone
A Tale of Two Cities
The Glass Ballerina
Every Man for Himself
The Cost of Living
Not in Portland
Flashes Before Your Eyes
Stranger in a Strange Land
Tricia Tanaka is Dead
The Man from Tallahassee
HURLEY: What happened?
NIKKI: Pa .... lies.
SAWYER: The hell she saying?
HURLEY: I dunno.
SAWYER: Should get her some water. Get help. What are you doing, get moving!
HURLEY: Dude. Nikki's dead.
SAWYER: Who the hell's Nikki?
CHARLIE: What happened?
HURLEY: We dunno. She's got no gunshot wound, no knife wound, no polar bear bite, nothing.
SUN: Maybe it was something she ate.
CHARLIE: Maybe she was poisoned.
SUN: We should check the food supply to see if anyone else is sick.
CHARLIE: She's got gunk. Under her fingernails. Where'd you find her?
SAWYER: Right here. She stumbled out of the jungle, face planet. Said something like ply wood. And, and...
HURLEY: Actually I think she said power lines.
SAWYER: Well who the hell knows what she said, she was five seconds from dying. Probably seeing a light at the end of the tunnel...
HURLEY: Paulo lies! That's what she said, Paulo lies not power lines, Paulo lies.
SAWYER: Who the hell's Paulo.
HURLEY: Paulo's her, husband, or her, boyfriend, or, whatever, they lived down the beach.
SAWYER: Well where the hell is he? Cause if he lies that might be a good place to start.
HURLEY: Dude, what are you doing?
SAWYER: Two people are dead, you ever think they mighta been doing.
HURLEY: That's evidence. You're messing up the crime scene.
SAWYER: Crime scene? There a forensics hatch I don't know about?
HURLEY: I'm with Jin. Its the Monster.
SAWYER: Yeah because that makes the most sense.
HURLEY: It does. Locke said when Eko died, his last words were you're next. And Nikki and Paulo were with them. He was talking about them.
SAWYER: He wasn't saying you're next about them, he was saying you're next as in, you're all next.
HURLEY: Yeah that's not really better.
HURLEY: Did you just say Exposť?
SAWYER: What the hell's Exposť?
HURLEY: Only of the most awesome hour of television ever. It's like Baywatch only better. Its about Autumn and Crystal, two strippers that solve crimes with the help of their swarve smooth-talking club owner, Mr. LaShade.
SAWYER: How'd I miss that one?
HURLEY: No way. Mr. LaShade was the Cobra?
CHARLIE: Is that supposed to mean something?
HURLEY: Dude the Cobra's this big bad guy. His identity's been shrouded in mystery for four seasons.
HURLEY: Can you, you know use your psychic powers?
DESMOND: Doesn't work like that. I only see flashes.
HURLEY: No offence dude but, as far as superpowers go, yours is kinda lame.
SUN: Charlie told me it was your idea. To kidnap me.
SAWYER: You gonna tell Jin?
SAWYER: Why not?
SUN: Because then we'd have to dig another grave.