AND RAMBUNCTIOUS RUMINATIONS
FOR ALL WALKS OF LIFE...
|Quotes for Those Buffs Who Like to Needlepoint Signs for Around the House|
The most valuable gift you can give your family is a good example.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Nobody ever puts out a sign that says NICE DOG.
A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequate.
Professor Dillon Rule:
A God we can understand is no God.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse at all.
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
Fruit of the Loom Fruity Comment:
Don't sell America shorts.
Ben Franklin's Wisdom:
Mrs. Murphy's Law:
The average woman talks 50 per cent more than her husband listens.
Hill's Crollary of Alimentation:
If God had meant for us to consume peanut butter, He would have lined our mouths with Teflon.
Cannon's Cogent Comments:
Random stomping seldom catches bugs.
Father's day is just like Mother's day - except he gets a cheaper gift.
Cooper's Law of Affection:
Home is where, if you have no place to go, they gotta take you in.
More Van Roy's Postulates:
Radar's Fundamental Truth:
The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.
There's no such thing as a "simple little job around the house."
The Backed-Up Bathroom Bromide:
The spirit is willing - but the flush is weak.
The Gordian Maxim:
If a string has one end, it has another.
The Junk Mail Law:
The mailman bringeth and the trashman taketh away.
Boob Tube Truism:
Turn the dial to see what's on another channel - you'll hit a commercial.
The Prodigal Son's Lament:
Home is where, when they feed you rutabagas, you have you have to eat them.
Norman's Household Hint:
Give me a home where the buffalo roam, and you've got a room full of buffalo chips.
Always find out what the kids are doing and tell them to stop.
Renau's Rural Ramblings:
A hole in the bottom of a bird's nest usually means she enjoys laying eggs, but is not fond of children.
An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.
If I had my life to live over again, I'd make the same mistakes sooner.