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But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the universe? Impossible when you consider the wonders that exist all around us. The voodoo priests of Haiti... the Tibetian numerologists of Appalachia... the unsolved mysteries of... "Unsolved Mysteries"!!! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!

Fox Mulder
The Simpsons

Yeah and if your sister is your aunt and your mother marries your uncle, you'd be your own grandpa!

Gillian Anderson (Dana Scully)
The X-Files

Just as when we come into the world, when we die we are afraid of the unknown. But the fear is something from within us that has nothing to do with reality. Dying is just like being born - just a change.

Isabel Allende
The House of the Spirits

The way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon.

Calista Flockhart

Enemy General: Tomorrow our arrows will block out the sun!
Greek King: Then we will fight in the shade!

300 Spartans

God won't play dice with the universe, but I will.

Walter Mathau

20 years! I've done it all, I've seen it all. The only thing I haven't done is interview God.

Candice Bergen (Murphy Brown)
Murphy Brown

What makes your problems bigger than everybody else's?
They're mine.

Ally McBeal

Somethings are true whether you believe it or not.

City of Angels

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

Kevin Spacey (Roger "Verbal" Kint)
The Usual Suspects

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Kevin Spacey (Roger "Verbal" Kint)
The Usual Suspects

You've given meaning to my life I had no right to expect.

Meet Joe Black

That's what I like about high school girls. I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.

Dazed and Confused

Are you coming? You see how it works here, the train moves, not the station.

A League of Their Own

Evelyn. Evelyn! I'm sorry but I'm going to kill your son!

A League of Their Own

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Roy Schneider

For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of couse, they say, every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving. Maybe I'm going home...


If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!

Al Pacino
Scent of a Woman

My God, it's full of stars.

2001: A Space Odyssey

I hope they're just fuckin' with us... I ain't ready for this shit.

Full Metal Jacket

We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We're tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is in some respects counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards... It isn't always Shakespeare but it's genuine. It's a life.

Ed Harris (Christof)
The Truman Show

Good Morning. Oh! And in case I don't see ya'! Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Goodnight! Yeah... yeah...

Jim Carey (Truman Burbank)
The Truman Show

You're afraid. That's why you can't leave. It's okay, Truman. I understand. I have been watching you your whole life. I was watching when you were born. I was watching when you took your first step. I watched you on your first day of school. heh heh. The episode when you lost your first tooth. heh heh heh. You can't leave, Truman. You belong here...With me. Talk to me. Say something. Hell, say something, goddamnit! You're on television! You're live to the whole world!

Ed Harris (Christof)
The Truman Show

We are but visitors on this rock, hurling through time and space at sixty-six thousand miles an hour, tethered to a burning sphere in an unfathomable universe. This most of us take for granted while refusing to believe these forces have any more effect on us than a butterfly beating its wings halfway around the world. Or that two girls, born on the same date, the same time and place, might not find themselves the unfortunate focus of similar unseen forces. Converging like the planets themselves into burning pinpoints of cosmic energy, whose absolute gravity would threaten to swallow and consume everything in its path. Or maybe the answer lies even further from our grasp.

David Duchovny (Fox Mulder)
The X-Files (Syzygy)

Ernest Hemmingway once wrote, "The world is a wonderful place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

Morgan Freeman

Mulder: Holeman. He wants dating advice.
Scully: From whom?
Mulder: Your's truly. Hello, Scully, are you there?
Scully: The blind leading the blind.

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson
The X-Files

Well, it seems to me that the best relationships... the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.

Gillian Anderson
The X-Files

How many times do I have to tell to STOP SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON!

John Travolta
Broken Arrow

Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong?
Harry: Well that symptom is fucking my wife.

When Harry Met Sally

This place is like the army: the shark ethic prevails... eat the wounded. In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

Hunter S. Thompson
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether you are perfect for each other.

Good Will Hunting

The world you live in is just a sugar coated topping, there is another world, the real world.

Wesley Snipes

Fox: People want leadership, Mr President. And in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They want leadership. They are so thirsty for it, they'll crawl through a desert toward a mirage and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand.

President: People drink the sand not because they are thirsty. People drink the sand because they don't know the difference.

Michael Douglas and Michael J. Fox
The American President

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

Kurt Russell
Escape from L. A., A Separate Peace

Alan: Tonight's secret word was brought to you by Larry King - the only man on American television who looks like an owl!
Dave: You've got to be kidding me. Larry King is buying time on our show?

The Late Show with David Letterman

What good are wings if you can't feel the wind on your face?

City of Angels

Joey: What do you like better - action or comedy?
Ross: Action.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with - Monica or Rachel?
Ross: You are sick.
Joey: Oh! I forgot about the whole Rachel thing!


Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.


It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.

Return of the Jedi

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

Animal Crackers

Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!

True Lies

Today is a good day to die.


Now, I don't want to be somewhere else anymore. Not waiting for anything new to happen. Not looking around the next corner nor the next hill. Im here now. That's enough.

Anthony Hopkins
Shadow Lands

Jack Palance: Do you know what the secret of life is? One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and everything else don't mean shit.
Billy Crystal: Yeah, but what's that one thing?
Jack Palance: That's what you've got to figure out.

City Slickers

Eric: I want to sue somebody. Can you help me?
Ally: Well, who do you want to sue?
Eric: God. I wanna sue God.

Ally McBeal

And I love you and I always have... only I didn't realize that it was love 'cause it was more than love and not just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else.

Live Tyler
Empire Records

When you dance with the Devil, He doesn't change. He changes you.

Joaquin Phoenix

I heard what you do, that you help people with horse problems.
Truth is, I help horses with people problems.

The Horse Whisperer

WATSON: Wait! Isn't it [piano] valuable?

HOLMES: What's more important is the value of my sanity. I ought to have mastered the damn thing by now.

WATSON: How long have you been playing it?

HOLMES: Three days.

Young Sherlock Holmes

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.

Apocalypse Now