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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircrafts from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind - the word should hold new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will be once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyrrany, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday. For today is the day the world declare in one voice 'We will not go quietly into the night! We're not going to vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Bill Pullman
Independence Day

Well here's a synonym for sex - Fuck off!

Martin Lawrence
Nothing To Lose

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. THAT'S a fantasy camp.

Jason Alexander (George Costanza)
Seinfeld, The Vista

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.

Top Ten Elven Pickup Lines, Late Night with David Letterman

Phoebe: Ok, ok, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes with the money. Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took? 'Not-mine, not-mine, not-mine.' And even if I were happy, ok, and, and skipping, I'd hear 'notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine..'


Phoebe: Yes yes! Like the man in the shoe!
Ross: What shoe?
Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a crooked shoe, for a while...'


Rachel: My God! These are incredible! How come I've never had these before?
Phoebe: Oh I don't make them very often. It isn't fair to the other cookies.


I'm gonna kill you until you die from it!

(Saddam Hussein)
Hot Shots (Part Deux)

Colonel Sanders! What are you? Chicken?

Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet)

There is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet)

So you see, Lone Starr, evil will always triumph because good is dumb!

Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet)

Do not piss in our pool for we do not swim in your toilet bowl.

Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing)

Hey Tim, have you ever tried yoga?
No, but whatever they do to it, it still doesn't taste like ice-cream.

Tim Allen (Tim Taylor)
Home Improvement

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Jack Nicholson (The Joker)

If knowledge is power, then a god am I.

Batman Forever

Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac. Nobody knows what's gonna happen next: not on a freeway, not in an airplane, not inside our own bodies and certainly not on a racetrack with 40 other infantile egomaniacs.

Days of Thunder

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

E. T.

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is not try.

Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back

When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.

The Empire Strikes Back

What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.

Tommy Lee Jones
The Fugitive

Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative.


I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash.

Top Gun

No, you relax. You're the dead guy.


This quarter was my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.


Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?

Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Jurassic Park

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

Will Smith
Men In Black

Doc Scurlock: You son of a bitch! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are. You rode a 14 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... straight to hell! William H. Bonney, you are not a God!
William H Bonney: Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?

Young Guns 2

You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone!

The Untouchables

Otto: May I kiss you, Ken?
Ken: No. you fuckin' can't!
Otto: Just a peck, no tongue!

A Fish Called Wanda

Humperdinck: Surrender!
Wesley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

The Princess Bride

A rolling stone gets the bird; the early bird gathers no moss.

Jim Carrey (Truman Burbank)
The Truman Show

We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.

Ed Harris
The Truman Show

Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Sesame Street

And they are real, and they are spectacular!


Pray to whom I might have him, pray to whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek on last heart of evil, sell me one last light of pain, cut well, old friend, then farewell!

The Flight of Dragons

Each day at dawn they were up, running three to five miles. Then I kept abusing 'em continuously while they tried to learn what I was teaching them. Why? You can't know it unless you live it, and you can't portray it unless you know it. If you don't know it, it looks ridiculous...and I won't have that in any film I'm associated with. It's a dishonor to the real people who fought.

Marine Captain Dale Dye, trainer of the actors in
saving private ryan

I can't do that, can you do that? Who ARE those guys?

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

You complete me.

Jerry Mcguire

All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone to make us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, someone perfect is searching for us.

Fred Savage (Kevin Arnold)
The Wonder Years

Grace: Listen Harry. A. J. is my choice. My choice and not yours.
Harry: He's the only one your age practically, Grace. It's not a choice. It's a lack of options.

Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler

I address you tonight, not as the president of the United States, not as the leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day Armageddon - the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster has been found and researched. The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step of the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our conbined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought, have provided us with the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all the chaos, through all the wrongs and discord, through all the pain and suffering, through all of our lives, there is one thing that may nurse our souls and elevate our species above its origin, and that is our courage. The dreams of this entire planet are focused tonight on those 14 brave souls travelling into the heavens. May we all, citizens all over, see this event through. Godspeed and good luck to you.


Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

Ninja Turtles

We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army. And they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin?

Apocalypse Now

You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgement... without judgement. Because it's judgement that defeats us.

Colonel Kurtz
Apocalypse Now

Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom any one really has. Use that freedom. Make up your own mind.

Michael Ironside
Starship Troopers

Not everything dies, Mr. Mulder.

Lauries Holden (Marita Covarrubias)
The X-Files

And why should the people listen to you?
Because unlike some Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights