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How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?

Sean Patrick Flanery

If every man is supposed to think of sex once every nine minutes, what on earth does he think of in the other eight?

(Matthew Delamere) Storey Emmenthal
8 Women

I'm drowning here and you're describing the water.

As Good As It Gets

JUDGE: We all fall where we fall. There's no right, there's not wrong. We all fall where we fall.
BOBBY: You are the judge.
JUDGE: Yes I am. Do you want to switch places?

The Practice

Maybe he be a better king... maybe not. Why is your head higher than mine?

The King and I

There are more worlds than the one you hold in your hand.

The X-Files

RAY: Let's go to the zoo Jerry, let's go right now.
JERRY: The fucking zoo is closed.
RAY: Uhh... you said "fuck".

Jerry Maguire

Three pickles, not four. What do you think this is? Pickle burger?

Home Fries

Age and wisdom do not necessarily go hand in hand.

Anna and the King

PRIEST: Do you, Ming the Merciless, ruler of the universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden as your Empress of the hour?
MING: Of the hour...yes.
PRIEST: And do you promise to use her as you will?
MING: Certainly.
PRIEST: And do you promise not to blast her into space?
PRIEST: Uh... until such time as you grow weary of her?
MING: I do.
DALE: I do not!

Flash Gordon

There are only two things that scare me. One is nuclear war... carnies, circus folk, nomads you know, smell like cabbage, small hands.

Austin Powers

American components. Russian components. All made in Taiwan.


You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it.

Jack Nicholson
Easy Rider

All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anybody.

Tony Montana (Al Pacino)

Money is something you need just in case you don't die tomorrow.

Martin Sheen
Wall Street

Life takes strength, Passion gives power, Love takes practice.

Practical Magic

Bart: How would one go about making a half man half monkey like creature?
Mrs. Crabapple: You can't do that Bart.That would be playing God.
Bart: God schmod. I want my monkey man.

The Simpsons

We've got front row tickets to the end of the Earth.


The issue is not whether you are paranoid. Look around you Lenny. The issue is whether you are paranoid enough.

Max Peltier (Tom Sizemore)
Strange Day

Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers, the next day you're gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a place, a town, a house, like a lot of houses. A yard like a lot of other yards. On a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is, after all these years, I still look back...with wonder.

Kevin Arnold (Fred Savage)
The Wonder Years

As I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil because I'm the baddest mother fucker in the valley.

Deep Blue Sea

I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy, and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realized, ignorance is bliss.

The Matrix

CASSLEBACK: Think about what you're doing. I'm a police officer. If you kill me, your life will be over.
CALETRE: No, you've got that backwards. If I kill you your life will be over.

Gone in 60 Seconds

Speed kills. Or worse, makes you psychotic. People like it cause it makes them feel they're in control of their destinies. What you wanna be on the lookout for is transcendant reality. Seeing in... and seeing out.

Timothy Leary
Roadside Prophets

CROW: What do you call a flock of crows?
BAD GUY: ... a murder.
CROW: Think about it.

The Crow - City of Angels

Paranoia is reality on a finer scale.

Strange Days

The Devil: These microbes never cease to amaze me. An orgy of pain and suffering in such a little tiny package. You really have to give that old bitch Mother Nature a lot of credit.
Stone: Mother Nature? What the hell she's got to do with this? Pain and suffering's your domain, isn't it?
The Devil: Please, Ezekiel. My job's not to decide who lives and dies. My business is with the soul. And I have never damned a soul who didn't thoroughly deserve it. Mother Nature is a completely different story. She kills indiscriminately, good and evil alike. Why she gets all the good press, I'll never know.


I'm from the NYPD and that stands for I will knock yo punk ass down!

Will Smith
Men in Black

LOU: You know I went to a McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night.
CHIEF: A Mc what?
LOU: A "McDonald's Restaurant". I, I never heard of it either, but they've got over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
EDDIE: Must've sprung up over night.
LOU: You know the funniest thing though, it's the little differences.
CHIEF: Example.
LOU: Well, in McDonalds you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right, but they don't call in a Krusty Burger with cheese.
CHIEF: Get out! Well what do they call it?
LOU: A quarter pounder with cheese.
CHIEF: Quarter pounder with cheese!?! Well, I can picture the cheese, but, do they have Krusty partially gilatinated, non-dairy, gum-based beverages?
LOU: Mmm mm, they call 'em shakes.
EDDIT: Shakes, you don't know what you're getting.

The Simpsons

Like most intellectuals, he is intensely stupid.

Dangerous Laisons

What are you doing, there's no fighting in the war room.

Alright, I'll blow that vending machine open, but if you don't get the president on the line, you'll have to answer the Coca Cola Company.

Stanley Kubrick
Dr. Strangelove

If you suffer your people to be ill educated and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?

Ever After

I wonder how it would be to know that this breath now was the last one you ever gonna draw?

Private Witt
The Thin Red Line

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

The Godfather

Everything ends badly... otherwise it wouldn't end.

Tom Cruise

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely Yours, The Breakfast Club.

The Breakfast Club

You move you're dead.

And I say I'm dead, and I move.

The Crow

How can I have remorse for people who are tryin to kill me?

Sean Penn
Dead Man Walking

In time, even sad endings will become happy. The sad ending is only because the author stops telling the story. But it still goes on. It's just untold.

Twin Falls Idaho

Time is the fire in which we burn.

Malcom Mcdowell
Star Trek Generations

If you're gonna work in a whorehouse, there's only one thing to be - the best whore.

Tom Hanks
The Bonfire of the Vanities

I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?

Gary Oldman
The Professional

They were going to make me a Major for this, and I wasn't even in their fucking army. Everyone wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was already up there, waiting for me to take the pain away. Even the jungle wanted him dead, and that's who he really took his orders from anyway.

Apocalypse Now

Romeo: Why'd you do it, Cup?

Roy: Because it was a defining moment. And when a defining moment comes along, you either define the moment, or the moment defines you.

Tin Cup

Multiply that by infinity, and take it to the depths of forever... and still you will not have a glimpse of what I'm talking about.

Meet Joe Black

Your focus becomes your reality.

Liam Neeson (Qui-Gon Jinn)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

There are no perfect men in this world, but only the perfect intentions.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

At first it's always "Oooh" and "Aaahh" but later it's running, and screaming.

Jurassic Park

I live my life a quarter-mile at a time, in ten seconds or less.

The Fast and the Furious

The world does not stop and start at your convenience.

The Big Lebowski