Humor
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?"
Death thought about it "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
Terry Pratchett - Sourcery
Notes: I love Death...
A friend is someone who will help you move;
A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Notes: Double-U Tee Eff
Fuck ye not with the lads, lest the lads fuck with ye.
There is, in fact, a difference between crazy and insane. A crazy person will walk down the street shooting people. An insane person will do it in a clown suit.
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