ANAGRAMS
words made by changing the order of letters in another wod.

Warning: as some of the anagrams are crude, vulgar and insulting, please read everything with an open mind. They are arranged in alphabetical order.

1. A Decimal Point
        - I'm a dot in place

2. A Metal Detector
        - Reacted to metal.

3. Albert Einstein
        - Ten elite brains

4. Alicia Silverstone
        - Erotica Villainess

5. American coffee
        - A offence! A crime!

6. Animosity
        - Is No Amity

7. Apple Macintosh
        - Laptop machines!

8. Arnold Schwarzenegger
        - He's grown large 'n' crazed

9. Arrived a day late
        - Arrived at a delay.

10. Australia
         - A trial USA

11. Axl Rose
         - Oral Sex

12. Bottoms Up!
         - Pubs' motto!

13. Breasts
         - Set bras

14. British Airways
         - This is war by air

15. Bruce Willis
         - I screw. I bull.

16. But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth, and the transgressors shall be rooted out of it.
         - A crowd of true butthead sodomites! The abhorrent fuckers shall be sent off straight to Hell.

17. Celine Dion
         - No, I decline

18. Chicken Noodle Soup
         - Poison choked Uncle...

19. Chinese Takeaway
         - Nasty! I ache a week

20. Clint Eastwood
         - Old West action!

21. Contradiction
         - Accord not in it

22. Cure for a hangover
         - Reach over for a gun

23. Diego Maradona
         - An adored amigo

24. Desperation
         - A rope ends it

25. Dormitory
         - Dirty room

26. Eleven plus two
         - Twelve plus one

27. Elle Macpherson
         - Her men collapse

28. Elvis
         - Lives!

29. Equal opportunities
         - Quieter populations

30. Evangelist
         - Evil's agent

31. Funeral
         - Real fun

32. Gillian Anderson
         - No aliens, darling

33. Heads or Tails?
         - I herald a toss!

34. Henry Miller
         - Merry in Hell

35. Kentucky Fried Chicken
         - Chef dick in turkey neck

36. Listen
         - Silent

37. Liverpool Street Station
         - Ole! Trainspotters love it!

38. Marines
         - Remains

39. Marriage
         - A grim era

40. Masturbation
         - A moan, - it burst!

41. Mel Gibson
         - Big melons

42. Mike Tyson
         - Sit, monkey!

43. Mother-in-law
         - Woman Hitler

44. Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island
         - Two Canadian Provinces - lands I dread!

45. Oscar Wilde
         - Ladies' crow

46. Pentium Processor
         - Computerises Porn

47. Pepsi Cola
         - Episcopal

48. Power Macintosh
         - Now compare this!

49. Pre-menstrual tension
         - Men or internals upset

50. President Boris Yeltsin
         - One isn't terribly pissed

51. President Clinton attacks Saddam Hussein
         - It isn't ruthless and action-packed madness?

52. Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services
         - No crashes and not equaled. Airliner never errs. Try it!

53. Resume historic planet adventure joy.
         - Mercury - Just heat, not air. Speed on. Live.
         - Venus - Clouds, major heat. Pity I re-enter.
         - Earth - Deem us vital sunny port. Rejoice!
         - Mars - Thin air, cool. Jet-up ventures eyed.
         - Jupiter - Heavy, dense, I rule moon tracts.
         - Saturn - Thy placid eerie moon. Just veer.
         - Neptune - Sure is the major cold variety!
         - Uranus - Over some tiny ejecta dirt. Help!
         - Pluto - Just traversed in ice. Yearn home.

54. Rod Stewart
         - Rated worst

55. Saddam Hussein
         - Human's sad side

56. Santa in North Pole
         - Satan in Porn Hotel

57. Sean Connery
         - On any screen

58. Semolina
         - Is no meal

59. Singapore Airlines
         - Pioneer Asian girls

60. Slot Machines
         - Cash lost in 'em

61. Snooze Alarms
         - Alas! No more Z's

62. Ten Commandments
         - Most men can't mend

63. Tequila sunrise
         - It's urine's equal!

64. To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
         - In one of the Bard's best-thought-of strategies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two front on how life turns rotten.

65. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - Neil Armstrong:
         - Thin man ran, makes large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

66. The Aids Virus
         - Hurts, I Advise

67. The Artist Formerly Known as 'Prince'
         - No first-rate workmanship recently!

68. The Earthquakes
         - That queer shake

69. The Grim Reaper
         - Prime gatherer

70. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
         - White Witch bothered another land

71. The Mafia
         - Am a thief

72. The Manic Street Preachers
         - Smarter, three-piece snatch

73. The Morse Code
         - Here come dots

74. The Public Art Galleries
         - Large picture halls, I bet

75. The World Cup in France
         - French win? A crude plot.

76. United Nations
         - Tainted Unions

77. Vegetarian
         - Eat Vinegar

78. West Ham United
         - The new stadium

79. When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: 'Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn't work'. - Jerry Seinfeld, "Sein Language"
         - Double-O-Seven has sex with plenty of women, too, but he never puts on a condom. Come on, you eerie, English agent! You can't have them all. There's pregnancy, Aids. I just know love'll kill you eventually. 'I'm intelligent, I'm bright, me, me, me. The job? Her Majesty can wait!'... Chase Dr. No, not women! - Mey K., in "Hide ID, Win Her Hand!"

80. William Butler Yeats
         - A really sublime twit

81. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
         - A famous German waltz god

82. You're that good eh?
         - Thou adore thy ego!