The One Where Underdog Gets Away (109)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
CHANDLER: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup? JOEY: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model. CHANDLER: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman. JOEY: You know those posters for the city free clinic? MONICA: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"? PHOEBE: You know, the asthma guy was really cute. CHANDLER: Do you know which one you're gonna be? JOEY: No, I hear lyme disease is open, so... CHANDLER: Good luck, man. I hope you get it. JOEY: Thanks. MONICA: Yeah. Rache, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail? RACHEL: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go. CHANDLER: I thought it was $98.50. RACHEL: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup. ROSS: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull, well, not mine, but... SUSAN: Come in. ROSS: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum. SUSAN: What's it look like? ROSS: Kinda like a big face without skin. ROSS: You're not serious, I mean, you really, you really talk to it? SUSAN: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. ROSS: Do you uh, do you talk about me? SUSAN: Yeah, yeah, all the time. ROSS: Really? SUSAN: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy. ROSS: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this. PHOEBE: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally believe everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say. CHANDLER: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head. JOEY: Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing? GIRL: Nothing. JOEY: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something? GIRL: Yeah. Oh. JOEY: What's wrong? GIRL: I just remembered, I have to do something. JOEY: Oh. What? GIRL: Um, leave. JOEY: Wait, wait, wait! JOEY: So I guess you all saw it. RACHEL: Saw what? PHOEBE: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious. JOEY: Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. CHANDLER: The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away. JOEY: The balloon? CHANDLER: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me? RACHEL: I can't, I gotta go. CHANDLER: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen? PHOEBE: Almost never. JOEY: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key. MONICA: Well then get it, get it! JOEY: That tone will not make me go any faster. MONICA: Joey! JOEY: That one will. ROSS: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a foetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore. CAROL: Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want. ROSS: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok? JOEY: Nope, not that one. MONICA: Can you go any faster with that? JOEY: Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math. MONICA: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway? CHANDLER: For an emergency just like this. MONICA: Why would I have the keys? RACHEL: Aside from the fact that you said you had them? MONICA: But I didn't. RACHEL: Well, you should have. MONICA: Why? RACHEL: Because! MONICA: Why? RACHEL: Because! PHOEBE: Ooh. RACHEL: What? PHOEBE: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. JOEY: I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy! MONICA: Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing! PHOEBE: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish. MONICA: Make a wish? PHOEBE: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for? JOEY: The bigger half. HANDLER: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. ALL: That's so sweet. ROSS: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas. RACHEL: And a crappy New Year.
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transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips
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