The One With All The Rugby (415)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
MONICA: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do? JOEY: Oh, Nothing. MONICA: Didn't it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did? JOEY: I know what it did! Nothing. MONICA: This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them don't work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is. JOEY: I bet I stopped listening before you did. RACHEL: Y'know, you-you also could've used uh, lamps and then followed the light. MONICA: Yeah, well, I'm using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? RACHEL: It's coming from Joey! PHOEBE: Oh my God, that's so freaky! Turn him off! PHOEBE: Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining. ROSS: Oh, just hold on a second. I'm watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I don't know what the big deal is. I'm man enough to play this sport. JOEY: Dude, you're not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport. CHANDLER: Y'know uh, you didn't really have to help me pack. JANICE: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didn't really leave me much choice. Did you? CHANDLER: Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not! JOEY: Hey-hey, what's going on? CHANDLER: Oh, I'm packing. Y'know I'm-I'm packing 'cause I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow. JOEY: Thanks for telling me! CHANDLER: I'm only going to pretend I'm moving to Yemen, it's the only way I can get rid off her. JOEY: Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country. JOEY: Man look at this! Ross, I can't believe you said you'd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is! ROSS: Hey, I can handle it! All right? RACHEL: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad. ROSS: That's 'cause-'cause your mom's dog kept-kept looking at me. RACHEL: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, you are a tough guy. You're the toughest palaeontologist I know. JOEY: All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! It's not like he's Chandler! CHANDLER: Thanks! JOEY: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy, and that guy. And that one Dude! They're all huge! ROSS: They don't look any bigger than me! JOEY: Well, maybe that's because you're closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are. RACHEL: What are these? MONICA: Electrical plans for the building. RACHEL: Okay, okay, okay should I be scared? MONICA: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours. RACHEL: Wow! If only more people knew. EMILY: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you. ROSS: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything. EMILY: No. That's not what I'm saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain. ROSS: I like that. EMILY: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle. ROSS: Huh? EMILY: One swift kick and he'll back off. ROSS: All right, bad ankle, got it! EMILY: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesn't wear a cup. ROSS: Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay! EMILY: And uh, Liam, Liam's got bad knees. You hit him right and he'll go down like a lamp. ROSS: But-but, Liam's on my team. EMILY: I don't care! You just get him! TICKET COUNTER ATTENDANT: This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen. CHANDLER: Well, I-I guess I gotta go. JANICE: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I'll wait for you. Do you even know how long you're going to be gone? CHANDLER: Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel. JANICE: Oh. Well, I'll write you everyday. 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
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transcribed by Eric Aasen
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