The One At The Beach (325)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
CHANDLER: So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?! BONNIE: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don't know, we were, we were making out. CHANDLER: Tell it again. Seriously. RACHEL: I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex? JOEY: Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography. MONICA: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in. JOEY: Well, I think we all learned something. MONICA: Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid. CHANDLER: You're not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook. MONICA: Thanks! CHANDLER: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend. MONICA: Yeah right. MONICA: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food! JOEY: No, it's just my luggage. JOEY: Hey-hey, check out the hat! CHANDLER: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can't have children!! MONICA: Seriously, where did you get the hat? RACHEL: Ross gave it to me. ROSS: Yeah, I think she looks good. RACHEL: Ohh, thank you. CHANDLER: Buy it for ya, or win it for ya? RACHEL: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back. PHOEBE: And this time, they've ganged up to form one giant, super hat. JOEY: Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is? MONICA: What?! JOEY: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker. ALL: No, no! MONICA: What are you crazy?! JOEY: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it's like a law! PHOEBE: Oh, so, how are we doing? CHANDLER: Bored and bored! JOEY: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring? ALL: Noo!!! MONICA: So what's Phoebe like? PHOEBE: I'm kind, caring, and sweet. What's Monica like? MONICA: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see. PHOEBE: So, you're all bored? ALL: Ohh!! CHANDLER: Yes! PHOEBE: All right, I'm gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it. JOEY: Okay, all right. PHOEBE: Okay. JOEY: Fan out! Fan out! PHOEBE: Okay. Ooh, y'know we could just do this. CHANDLER: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker. JOEY: OH YES!!! MONICA: Strip Happy Days Game? JOEY: Yeah, well, I couldn't find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff. ROSS: Okay, Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah. PHOEBE: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn't happened yet, but we're all very excited. ROSS: Okay, come on! Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! Okay. Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let's see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni. THE GIRLS: Woo-hooooo!!!! JOEY: All right, relax. It's just a shoe. RACHEL: Okay, your band is playing at Arnold's, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joey's boxers! JOEY: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you. PHOEBE: Come on, take 'em off!! JOEY: Actually, y'know it's kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff? PHOEBE: She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me! JOEY: What?! PHOEBE: Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. She's avoiding me, she doesn't want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she won't tell me. RACHEL: Aww Pheebs, that sucks! PHOEBE: Yeah, well, don't "Aww Pheebs, that sucks!" me yet. CHANDLER: Where ya going? PHOEBE: Well, she's out of town so, there's gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is. ROSS: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering. PHOEBE: Well, are any of those people here?! ALL: Oh, no!!! No, no! PHOEBE: Okay, look I-I-I do something nice, okay? I'll-I'll fill her ice trays. ROSS: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that's right, that's right, it was you! RACHEL: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge. ROSS: She said you gave her the razor! RACHEL: Come on see, she doesn't look that bad. ROSS: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!! RACHEL: I don't know. ROSS: You don't know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend! PHOEBE: No! No!! It's me! It's me! I-I didn't want to make any noise! PHOEBE Sr: I saw you break in!! PHOEBE: I'm sorry. PHOEBE Sr: What are you doing here?! PHOEBE: I-I, came to fill your ice cube trays. PHOEBE Sr: What?! PHOEBE: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you're just mean! So, just tell me the truth! PHOEBE Sr: All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni. PHOEBE: My Father is Chuck Magioni? PHOEBE Sr: No, no, that's just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! PHOEBE Sr: And I'm very sorry, but I don't know where your Father is, and that's the truth. PHOEBE: Oh. PHOEBE Sr: But umm, you're right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, ahh, okay. I'm your mother. BONNIE: Hey! CHANDLER: Ahhhh! BONNIE: You guys, the water's great. You should really go in. CHANDLER: Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M. JOEY: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you're doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on. ROSS: Yeah. JOEY: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnie's free tonight?
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transcribed by Eric B Aasen
52007
