The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line (407)
Where Monica Gets A New Roomate
With The Sonogram At The End
With The Thumb
With George Stephanoloulos
With The East German Laundry Detergent
With The Butt
With The Blackout
Where Nana Dies Twice
Where Underdog Gets Away
With The Monkey
With The Dozen Lasagnes
With The Boobies
With The Candy Hearts
With The Stoned Guy
With Two Parts, Part 1
With Two Parts, Part 2
With All The Poker
Where The Monkey Gets Away
With The Evil Orthodontist
With The Fake Monica
With The Ick Factor
With The Birth
Where Rachel Finds Out
With Ross' New Girlfriend
With The Breast Milk
Where Heckles Dies
With Phoebe's Husband
With Five Steaks And An Eggplant
With The Baby On The Bus
Where Ross Finds Out
With The List
With Phoebe's Dad
With The Lesbian Wedding
After The Superbowl, Part 1
After The Superbowl, Part 2
With The Prom Video
Where Ross And Rachel... You Know
Where Joey Moves Out
Where Eddie Moves In
Where Dr.Remore Dies
Where Eddie Won't Go
Where Old Yeller Dies
With The Two Bullies
With The Two Parties
With The Chickenpox
With Barry And Mindy's Wedding
With The Princess Leia Fantasy
Where No-One's Ready
With The Jam
With The Metaphorical Tunnel
With Frank Jnr
With The Flashback
With The Race Car Bed
With The Giant Poking Device
With The Football
Where Rachel Quits
Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister
With All The Jealousy
Where Monica And Richard Are Friends
With Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
With The Morning After
With The Ski Trip
With The Hypnosis Tape
With The Tiny T-Shirt
With The Dollhouse
With The Chick and the Duck
With The Screamer
With Ross's Thing
With The Ultimate Fighting Champion
At The Beach
With The Jellyfish
With The Cat
With The 'Cuffs
With The Ballroom Dancing
With Joey's New Girlfriend
With The Dirty Girl
Where Chandler Crosses The Line
With Chandler In A Box
Where They're Gonna Party!
With The Girl From Poughkeepsie
With Phoebe's Uterus
With The Embryos
With Rachel's Crush
With Joey's Dirty Day
With All The Rugby
With The Fake Party
With The Free Porn
With Rachel's New Dress
With All The Haste
With All The Wedding Dresses
With The Invitation
With The Worst Best Man Ever
With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II
After Ross Said Rachel
With All The Kissing
Where Phoebe Hates PBS
With All The Kips
With The Yeti
Where Ross Moves In
With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks
With Ross's Sandwich
With The Inappropriate Sister
With All The Resolutions
With Chandler's Work Laugh
With Joey's Bag
Where Everyone Finds Out
With The Girl Who Hits Joey
With A Cop
With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss
Where Rachel Smokes
Where Ross Can't Flirt
With The Ride Along
With The Ball
With Joey's Big Break
In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode)
Where Ross Hugs Rachel
With Ross's Denial
Where Joey Loses His Insurance
With Joey's Porsche
With The Last Night
Where Phoebe Runs
With Ross's Teeth
Where Ross Got High
With The Routine
With The Apothecary Table
With The Joke
With Rachels Sister
Where Chandler Can't Cry
That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2)
With The Unagi
Where Ross Dates A Student
With Joey's Fridge
With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Where Paul's The Man
With The Ring
With The Proposal(Season Finale)
With Monica\'s Thunder
With Rachel's Book
With Phoebe's Cookies
With Rachel's Assistant
With The Engagement Picture
With The Nap Partners
With Ross's Library Book
Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
With All The Candy
With The Holiday Armadilio
With All The Cheesecakes
Where They're Up All Night
Where Rosita Dies
Where They All Turn Thirty
With Joey's New Brain
With The Truth About London
With The Cheap Wedding Dress
With Joey's Award
With Ross and Monica's Cousin
With Rachel's Big Kiss
With The Vows
With Chandler's Dad
After 'I Do'
With The Red Sweater
Where Rachel Tells...
With The Videotape
With Rachel's Date
With The Halloween Party
CHANDLER: I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
ROSS: Y'know if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise.
CHANDLER: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean it's bad enough that I'm in love with my roommates girlfriend which by the way, I think she knows. Because every time we're in the room together there's this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when I've seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she's smooth! Smooth!
CHANDLER: Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?
JOEY: That would be Casey. We're going out tonight.
CHANDLER: Goin' out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didn't work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
JOEY: No, things are fine with Kathy. I'm having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
JOEY: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself!
CHANDLER: Wait! You're going out with Kathy!
JOEY: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
CHANDLER: Well, I'm upset...for you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you.
JOEY: What is the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.
CHANDLER: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she's-she's smart, and funny, and gets you.
JOEY: You got all that from the back of her head?
CHANDLER: All right look, I think it's time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.
JOEY: Who's Elaine?
PHOEBE: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about bah-bah-bha-bhan?
ROSS: Well umm, y'know, I used to play.
PHOEBE: Oh yeah, that's right, the keyboards, huh?
ROSS: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean that's-that's when I really found my sound.
MONICA: Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it.
MONICA: Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!
RACHEL: Oh, I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
PHOEBE: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it's just, it's so different from the stuff you usually hear.
CHANDLER: You mean like, music?
KATHY: You have really great hair.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks. I grow it myself.
JOEY: Hey dude, it's me.
CHANDLER: Hey it's Joey!
JOEY: Listen uh, I'm really sorry, it looks like I'm gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasn't there!
JOEY: Yeah, it must've fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
MONICA: Hey, aren't you up next?
PHOEBE: Oh no, I'm not playing tonight.
RACHEL: Why not?
PHOEBE: I can't follow Ross! It'd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
MONICA: Phoebe, Ross sucks!
RACHEL: Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.
PHOEBE: Oh my God, he's not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
JOEY: ... hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I'm gonna do that.
CHANDLER: You mean with Casey.
JOEY: No-no-no, I think I'm gonna see how things go with Kathy. She's pretty cool.
CHANDLER: Or Casey.
JOEY: No-no, Kathy.
CHANDLER: Could be Casey.
JOEY: No. No, Kathy.
CHANDLER: Consider Casey.
JOEY: Y'know what I think? I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey. How 'bout I fix you two up? What do you think?
CHANDLER: That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!
CHANDLER: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
JOEY: What's up?
CHANDLER: It's-it's about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
JOEY: You do?
JOEY: Well, you're timing couldn't be better. She's not my girlfriend anymore.
JOEY: Yeah, she broke up with me.
CHANDLER: Oh uh, when?
JOEY: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, that's why I let people watch.
JOEY: So you like her huh?
CHANDLER: Yes, but I-I uh, don't have too.
JOEY: No-no-no, no it's uh, it's okay.
JOEY: Yeah. You know why? 'Cause you can to me first.
CHANDLER: Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.
JOEY: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have you're work cut out for you. 'Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she's into some other guy. So...
CHANDLER: See uh, that's-that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
CHANDLER: It's me. I'm the other guy.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and...
JOEY: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
CHANDLER: No! No! No! I just kissed her.
JOEY: What?! That's even worse!!!
CHANDLER: How is that worse?!
JOEY: I don't know! But it's the same!
CHANDLER: Look, I'm sorry! But there's nothing I can do, I think I'm in love with her!
JOEY: Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
CHANDLER: You're right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
JOEY: Over the line?! You-you're-you're so far past the line, that you-you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
PHOEBE: Oh my God, he's lost it. He's totally lost it.
RACHEL: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
ROSS: Thank you, thanks. Yeah, I lost it. Y'know, I'm not gonna play anymore, would you, can you finish my set?
PHOEBE: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
ROSS: Yeah, like I could lose it.
ROSS: I played bad on purpose guys.
MONICA: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
ROSS: Yeah, no, just that last song.