The One With Rachel's New Dress (418)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
ALICE: Phoebe! Phoebe! Hi! Hi! PHOEBE: Hey! What are you doing here? ALICE: Umm, actually, I came down to ask you a big favour. PHOEBE: Oh, well, don't tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus. ALICE: No. No. No. Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR. CHANDLER: Wouldn't that be Frank the III? ALICE: Don't get me started. Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby. PHOEBE: Wow! That's so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar. ALICE: You think about it. EMILY: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you don't think your son will think it's yours and be horribly traumatised? ROSS: Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra. EMILY: Ohh, it's time to go. ROSS: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clock's a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice? CHANDLER: Hey! Do we have a baby name yet? PHOEBE: Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book and found nothing! I want a name that's really like, y'know strong and confident, y'know? Like-like Exxon. CHANDLER: Well, it certainly worked for that Valdez kid. JOEY: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk? PHOEBE: No, I'm-I'm not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The." JOEY: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey's your pal. Joey's your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, they're hanging out with Joey." CHANDLER: Hey, y'know what, if you're gonna do that, if you're gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. Oh, come on! Chandler's funny, sophisticated, and he's very loveable, once you get to know him. JOEY: Oh well, hey, Joey's loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he'll be there. CHANDLER: Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he'll be there. And he'll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you're really hot. JOEY: What do ya say? What do ya say? PHOEBE: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. But, all right, I don't-maybe I'll just name him The Hulk. JOEY: I knew I shouldn't have mentioned it! That's what I wanted to name my kid! RACHEL: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (She's holding two frilly, lace nighties.) MONICA: Y'know what? It really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes. RACHEL: Sorry. I'm so exited! I've been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! I'm making him a very fancy meal. MONICA: Um-hmm. RACHEL: What am I making him by the way? MONICA: Well, you're making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup. RACHEL: I thought I was making him filet mignon? MONICA: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you [Rachel] bitched about it, then you [Monica] would stop cooking, and you [Rachel] would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke. ROSS: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, they're going to the theatre together! They're going to dinner! They're going horseback riding! PHOEBE: God, Susan is so fun! ROSS: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great." CHANDLER: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan? ROSS: Hey, they're going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Y'know they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playful-didn't you see Personal Best? JOEY: No, but I'm gonna! PHOEBE: So, I decided I'm definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler. JOEY: Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler. CHANDLER: Raymond Chandler. JOEY: Someone you didn't make up! CHANDLER: Okay, there are no famous Joey's. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco. JOEY: Yeah, that guy really hurt us. PHOEBE: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if it's like y'know, Chanoey? CHANDLER: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, he'll never be President. There's never gonna be a President Joey. JOEY: All right look man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It's not even a name; it's barely even a word. Okay? It's kinda like chandelier, but it's not! All right? It's a stupid, stupid non-name! CHANDLER: Wow, you're, you're right. I have a horrible, horrible name. JOEY: I'm sorry man, I didn't-I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. CHANDLER: Okay. JOEY: So I guess it's Joey then! JOEY: Dude, I am sorry about what I said! CHANDLER: No, no, you're right, it is a ridiculous name! JOEY: It's not that bad. CHANDLER: Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name. JOEY: So, you're just Bing? CHANDLER: I have no name. PHOEBE: All right, so, what are we supposed to call you? CHANDLER: Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint. JOEY: No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint. CHANDLER: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off? PHOEBE: Umm, Gene. CHANDLER: It's Clint. It's Clint! (He heads for his bedroom.) JOEY: See you later, Gene. PHOEBE: Bye, Gene. CHANDLER: It's Clint! Clint! JOEY: What's up with Gene? MONICA: So, you wore your nightie to dinner? RACHEL: Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out. PHOEBE: Oh my God! MONICA: Oh, no! RACHEL: No, it's all right. I got nice boobs. CHANDLER: Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John? JOEY: Nah, you're not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney. CHANDLER: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse. PHOEBE: You're actually going through with this? CHANDLER: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it's probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women... So, as of 4 o'clock tomorrow, I'm either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson. PHOEBE: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact-yes, I'm, I'm sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I'm-I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna name the baby Chandler. CHANDLER: Really?! PHOEBE: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too! CHANDLER: Okay. Thanks. PHOEBE: Okay! CHANDLER: You wanna hug it out? PHOEBE: Yeah! PHOEBE: Yay! CHANDLER: Yay! PHOEBE: Yay-oh-yay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now! CHANDLER: Okay! PHOEBE: Ooh, uh... CHANDLER: Bye, Pheebs! PHOEBE: Okay, bye! CHANDLER: Ha! Ha! Ha! JOEY: Ohh!
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transcribed by Eric Aasen
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